blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

by vince mildew January 26, 2009

soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

by Kinchee August 6, 2016

Skive off

To skip or play hooky

Let’s skive off school and get McDonalds!

by woahdicks February 6, 2018

Flip off

Giving the finger

I got really mad at steve and I flipped him off!

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

face off

Having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
When you argue with someone on facebook

Last night i was having a really heated face off with Ashley.

by MarvelosityReigns October 26, 2009

Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.

1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

Steal off

To give the first punch. Where the person did not expect it, or where they did expect it but it was to fast for them to react.

to suprise someone with a blow to the face.

to steal the first blow in a fight hence steal off, since normally people "square up" in a fight so you punch them before they square up.

He was talking to my girl so i had to steal off on him.

by icecreamman33 May 30, 2009