off the gritz

Adj. Someone that frequently says or does things that are absurd. Or, something said or done that has no correlating thought process to it.

"Yo, Mattson says some real off the gritz things." "My man is off the gritz."

by Wolf Predtor7 December 22, 2020

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Jax off

1. A league of legends technique.

2. To masturbate; to jack off

"I jax off in league of legends"
"Really? That's such a pussy playstyle"

by Asuriel August 28, 2021

Flip off

Giving the finger

I got really mad at steve and I flipped him off!

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

face off

Having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
When you argue with someone on facebook

Last night i was having a really heated face off with Ashley.

by MarvelosityReigns October 26, 2009

Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.

1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

Steal off

To give the first punch. Where the person did not expect it, or where they did expect it but it was to fast for them to react.

to suprise someone with a blow to the face.

to steal the first blow in a fight hence steal off, since normally people "square up" in a fight so you punch them before they square up.

He was talking to my girl so i had to steal off on him.

by icecreamman33 May 30, 2009