decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

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Musky onions

Boobs; a term for the secretion of musky fluid from the nipples once sucked

Yo, I sucked on this girls tits, and them shits tasted like musky onions.

by Blackojacko March 02, 2021

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onion jack

Some weird ass kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.

"A Onion Jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick's ass."

by Chubby67 July 06, 2017

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Onion Face

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.

Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."

by PT1906 January 07, 2012

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