Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.
Nolan is such a sweat
by Nolanthesweat April 24, 2019

He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.
Me : Oh that's Nolan right?
Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute
Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot
Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute
Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot
by basic_brunette November 24, 2022

Never goes to class. He's failing all his classes because he's not there. His best mark is a 10 % and he says it's ok because he's going into the trades but he's not in tech class.
by tygytfgdbrft May 29, 2025

The perfect man. Nolan is the entire package! He’s athletic, funny, smart and caring. He is always looking to make people laugh and always puts others before him. Usually has dirty blonde hair and deep brown eyes, so incredibly handsome. He’s got an amazing smile and a great body. Nolan is the type of guy to do anything for the ones he loves. He has the biggest heart and cares so much for everyone else around him. If you are lucky enough to have a Nolan in your life, hold on to him. He is the bestest friend you could ever have.
by Suhdude1490 January 30, 2020

one of the best people ever, i love you sm and i wish you the best, you are enough and you are literally stunning even though i don’t think i know what you look like <3
by ahahsudbdudh May 28, 2021

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019
