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Uber Noise Bot

Billy Mays, for one; Hillary for another. Mays is that bearded, screaming goatse on TV selling every kind of household crap from mops to mousetraps 24/7 on 500 channels. They both need major STFU deprogramming.
"WTF is that horrible sound in your crib?"
"One of the Uber Noise Bots on TV."
"JFC, I thought someone got tazed."
by ChazR April 24, 2008
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Will Noise

A Will Noise is the angry noise that someone by the name of Will or William makes if they are pissed off.
ARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!

Jason: Holy shit! did u hear that?
Darcy: That sounded like a Will Noise!!!!
Jamie: Yeah i think Willy Stroker stroked his willy too hard
Ryan: We better get out of here
by hithessler May 28, 2009
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Barkhausen Noise

The racket dogs make when someone rings the doorbell.
Maggie! Daisy! Halten Sie mit dem barkhausen noise auf arf!
by Heinrich Barkhausen July 19, 2011
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chatting noise

Chatting noise is when an individual's claims are based on fallcy and no truth leaving the recipiant to belive the said individual is a waste of his or her time.
Gabe is pissing me off, he's been chatting noise allday
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White noise

When you pour your heart out to someone who doesn't care.
I told him again and again how his actions hurt me, but all he ever hears is white noise.
by NotyourProp July 3, 2018
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non-specific encouraging noises

sounds made by government officials when interviewing a member of the public, intended to convey empathy but promising nothing.
As she listened to the refugee's heart-wrenching story, the immigration officer made non-specific encouraging noises.
by wellwell January 29, 2009
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Whats that noise?

A rhetorical question, this phrase can be used in conversation about someone who has been sexually promiscuous. The phrase refers to the noise made by the female genitals and anus slapping together, after being stretched out of proportion by one or many sexual encounters.
Example - "Whats that noise? Oh yeah I forgot, its your bucket fanny slapping against your bucket anus!"
by pipipipi December 26, 2011
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