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night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.
"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
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Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes
She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.
by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018
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kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.
"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."
by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011
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shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.
"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"
by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006
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golf shoes

A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.
Hunter(while on acid) - Order some golf shoes, other wise we'll never get outta this place alive !
by Dr Gonzo69 October 11, 2008
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It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
by Drewandabby January 25, 2011
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Shoe shop

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away
by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020
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