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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
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Pussy nickel

by Pastymayo August 10, 2021
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Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.
“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.
by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021
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Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel
by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
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california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.
This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.
by Iamthegullible December 17, 2013
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Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".
Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.
by QuacksO August 30, 2022
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Nickel

An element in the periodic table. Also a coin worth 0.05 U.S dollars.
“I was one nickel short while checking out at a clothing store.”
by Hickory Bush September 6, 2020
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