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Nickelodeon

Used to be the best childrens channel. Had classics like salute your shorts, ren and stimpy, Rocko's modern life, Are you afraid of the dark?, Hey Arnold!, Doug, etc. The All that and Keenan and Kel, The Amanda Show, Slime time live, and some other shows came along. Oh, and so did Spongebob. Then Zoey101, Ned's declassified schools survival guide, etc. came along. All of these shows were good at first, ESPECIALLY THE 90'S SHOWS, but then nickelodeon got ruined by pop culture which meant taking away the best shows of all. Now there's crappy shows like Victorious, Big time rush, icarly, etc. That's 2011 for ya.
90's kid: Damn i wish they brought back all those amazing nickelodeon shows!

Non 90's kid: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE SO WRO-omg i gotta go catch the new episode of Big time rush!

90's kid: I hate you.
Nickelodeon by a90skid July 11, 2011
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nickelly 

They are so Nickelly
nickelly by oihvafdjhvad;bjkqe November 28, 2016

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits 

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."
"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."

Samantha Nickerson 

the one i care about the most in the entire world, the one i will love forever and ever, the girl that i think about all the time and miss like crazy, the one that i need and the only person that i rember all the times ive been with her and they were all magical and awesome memories. She is my everything, basicly i love her outa my mind, shes my baby(=.
Samantha Nickerson by Mitch(: July 14, 2011

Nickelback

the worst *$&^ band ever, just when i thought they couldn't of sold out any more (when u change something just for the money) they do it even worst the next time
dumb ass:you bought the new nickelback cd?

me:#%&$ no, they suck
Nickelback by SkIPpY666 December 28, 2005

nickel nigger 

A nickel nigger is someone who pays for things that cost over a dollar with dimes, nickels, and pennies.

See also Jew money
See that guy over there with the shit-eating grin and a cup full of change? That's the third nickel nigger I've seen in this McDonald's today!
nickel nigger by John P Muller February 21, 2006

Nickelback

Three words
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.
does it need an example? someone just assassinate the singer of Nickelback, and the world can be happy again.
Nickelback by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004