chuck norris

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred

Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.

by the colonel March 30, 2005

norris

1. To be extremely angry and annoyed.
Actually has no relation to the stupid Chuck Norris obsession, but was actually the interpretation of a 4 year old trying to say that she was "annoyed".

annoyed chuck norris pissed iritated angry

George Bush's existence makes me norris.

If you don't stop being so norris, I'm not going to share my funonions.

by xthorcorex November 24, 2006

Norris Nuts

A group of kids on Youtube that make Videos.
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They have almost reached 6m Subscibers even though they don't ask you to subscribe<3
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Their fandom is called #LEGENDS, and the norris nuts adore them like family! They have a signature move called "catch me knuckles" which they do at the end of a video or when meeting a legend!

Random: Are you a #LEGEND ?
Me: yes why?
Random: i love the norris nuts! Catch me knuckles <3

by måneskinsimp December 29, 2021

norris nuts fashion

an extremely overpriced range of merchandise made by a family youtube account called the norris nuts

norris nuts fashion we design it with passion norris nuts fashion(x10)

by wjsnchocome March 17, 2022

chuck norris

he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off

look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.

by esteban bag October 17, 2004

chuck norris:the only definition

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010

Chuck Norris and Friends

(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.





The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.

Dumb teen #1: "When I grow up, I wanna be part of Chuck Norris and Friends"

Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"

by Gizzo94 April 4, 2009