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The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area
I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me
by Jess baily February 8, 2023
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butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
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stupid muppet

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li, Who always acting like a puppet.
by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018
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Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016
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muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble
Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."
by biped4eyes May 18, 2018
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Muppet-tish

1: Characters, people, or situations that are almost unreal.

2: Muppet like.
These people are muppet-tish hard to believe they walk around looking like that.
by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023
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Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.
by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020
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