apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what
by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.
Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022
