moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.
Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.
by Lieutenant McFart October 23, 2015
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Moose Rule

A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.
I declare "Moose Rule"
by betawolf63 June 17, 2013
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !
by isscaredofmoose May 08, 2009
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bag a moose

to obtain trim on a date, to get laid
Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.
by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006
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Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."
by Fishnisch May 22, 2014
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