mormon

A home-grown American cult that grew into a world religion. Is loosely based on the more popular cult called "Christianity" (which is, of course, based in the cult of Judaism with a little Mithraism thrown in).

Like Catholicism, has its own secret rituals, shady hierarchy, and massive amounts of guilt and shame thrust upon its adherents.

"I'm a Mormon because I was brainwashed from birth to believe that some asshole racist prospector talked to god, gave no proof for his claims, and now am forced to feel guilty every time I think about poontang"

by Adam Harris Dawkins July 12, 2007

mormon

some freaky people who always knock on your door precisely during the middle of your dinner. Also believe that when they die they will become gods of their own planet, but only the men get a planet. Founded by Joseph Smith, who was previously convicted as being a con artist. They often piss you off.

The Mormon missionaries came to the door to preach to me, so I preached to them about the wonders of satanism and then told them if they did not leave my front porch they would be the main thing in my rituals. consequently, every Thursday evening I preform a blood sacrafice

by Sexy_sky_sky April 27, 2008

Mononormativism

The presupposition that all people practice monogamy or serial monogamy as the only acceptable relationship definitions.

I saw this shirt that was all about family diversity, and it had straight couples and gay couples and single parents on it, but none of the families had more than two parents. Total mononormativism.

by SlurpeeMoney July 8, 2010

mormon legal

The age where mormons will finally date (16)

"that new boy is so cute!"
"i heard he was a mormon."
"damn. i wish i was mormon legal!"

by martine_sumptin or other September 27, 2011

mormon bang

WHEN YOU LURE UNSUSPECTING MORMON GIRLS BANGING ON YOUR DOOR INTO YOUR HOME AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS.

WOW, I HEARD IT WAS A MORMON BANG OVER THERE WHERE THE POLICE CARS ARE

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

hot mormons girls

The Kind and Loving Women of the Mormon Church Who Believe in Christ and Treat their Bodies with Care (They are also HOT)

Person: Hey Man , did you see that hot Mormons girls walk by?

Person2: Yeah... I've been meaning to ask her out but she is isn't 16 yet

by The Good Mormon Guy August 22, 2016

mormon

An evil cult, hell bent on taking over the world one mind at a time.

If those damn mormons knock on my door one more time, I'm gettin the gun.

by Calamity May 29, 2003