monke fards

Uh oh stinky

*Monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 30, 2023

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

monks piece

another word for a hairy vagina as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the vagina and the hair around being the pubes.

emma: the lack of respect on the streets... i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting "SHOW US YOUR MONKS PIECE"

by Shhhplease12345678910 April 29, 2016

Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

Adrian Monk

He is a fictional detective who's wife died in a car bomb. He has many mental health issues and many phobias. (which include the phobia of milk and germs)

"Hey have you seen Adrian Monk around? I need someone to solve this homicide."
"Nope, I think he's busy washing his hands."

by anonymous January 19, 2021