a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...
by spectralux November 23, 2009
When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.
by Jacksom August 07, 2007
Oppisite to dry lunch
A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.
Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people
A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.
Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people
I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch
Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.
Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.
by lee_mozzy October 27, 2009
Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
by BanJayce February 15, 2022
Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.
Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
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