Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea

I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors

by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017

Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)

"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse

John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis

by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020

Piss Missile

A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap

Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*

I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap

by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025

pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".

Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!

by pegege8 August 21, 2016

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016