sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

elizabeth midford

If you like Elizabeth Midford... you're most likely annoying. Or, for the other half of Elizabeth fans, you're either very energetic or.. you're just an Elizabeth Midford kinnie. Elizabeth Midford is shown as a sweet girl and she is Ciel Phantomhives fiancee.

Person A: What anime girl do you find the most strong and girly at the same time?

Person B: Elizabeth Midford.

by BlackbutlerFan12 November 23, 2021

The Midwest

theres literally fucking nothing in here

Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT

by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022

United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.

Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?

by sealandic based man November 12, 2022

Monsters of the midway

A nickname for Da bears

originally used as a nickname for the Chicago university but when they stopped playing football at the university the same name was adopted by the Chicago bears

Hey do the monsters of the midway play today?

by Bay1195 January 24, 2022

Box-to-box midfielder

A football player whose natural position is in the midfield, but who runs a lot and can also help with the attack and defense if the situation demands it.

The best example of a box-to-box midfielder is Fede Valverde. He usually plays at central midfield but he can also score banger long distance goals and his secondary position is right back. He is one of the most complete footballers in the world.

by Untar la Manteca March 15, 2025