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since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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by p01uyt September 5, 2024
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opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024
Get the Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry mug.Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.
Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”
“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”
“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”
“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
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Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”
Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”
Lee:Bruv, I got a thousand likes on this YouTube comment the other day I'm well buzzing.all I said, was' I’ve got a dead-end job, but it never seems to end tho LOL.
Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.
Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.
Frank: LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.
Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.
Frank: LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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