Mickey mouse 

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears

hello Richmond pls Mickey Mouse me

Mickey mouse by Mydog8725 May 2, 2019

Mickey clap 

When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission

Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”

Mickey clap by The word concierge August 1, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

Mickey Mouse ears by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Show 

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

Mickey Mouse Show by epic memmme August 11, 2019

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

Mickey Mantle Marathon by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

Mickey Mouse Day 

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

Mickey Mouse Day by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Mickey Mouse 

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

Mickey Mouse by Mickey moose January 6, 2020