Michael

The one of few people who will constantly like watching rickk and morty for hours on end. Also screeches like a 8 year old mincraft kid at random. Will cause severe chromesome loss

Did you see that new episode of rick and morty? Nah man i aint no michael.

by Gargoyle gale November 08, 2017

michael

this nigga fucks yo girl like its going outta style

michael: oh yeah girl yeah slurp dat dick till da cum lemme smak ya ass like a drum
Girl: oh thank you dady uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh yes yes yes oh my god keep cuming dady
Michael: thanks for letting me fuck you
girl: thank you michael cum dady sperm dady.

by a true baller April 09, 2019

Michael

Michael's are outgoing and charismatic. They usually have more female friends than male friends. They can be introverted and extroverted. They can be the life of the party and the wallflower.

"Who's that really funny guy? What's his name?"
"Michael."
"I can tell."

by mad memes December 16, 2016

Michael

Ratchet Hoodrat

Everything Michael does is like a legit hoodrat

by Jb733848494 June 19, 2018

michael

a dude who has mixed personalities ,but can be a ASSHOLE at times , He is semi-chubby,

michael me!!

by DR.DONKUS December 13, 2019

Michael

Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.

"Hey did you ask that boy out?"
"Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."

by stinky feet 1134 November 28, 2011

the michael

the act of a man performing fellatio on himself

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael

by John M. Atwater June 02, 2006