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Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.
"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!
by some medic August 17, 2007
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The way a fat trump loving american says america. This is caused from your double chin being so massive that it touches your esophagus.
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the art of merc-ing fools.
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Marica is a Venezuelan word that you can use when a girl is being lesbian or being stupid.
(Bad word)
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Bangladeshi American!!!

Confused Bangali who is suffering from identity crisis!!!
Sometime Ba-merican's are more confused then the ABCD's (American Born Confused Deshi) man!!!
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an immigrant that has adapted to most aspects of American life, but still cannot come off to others as a native-born American.
"You think everyone likes you, but you'll always be just a merican in my eyes."
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