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McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
by Big pisser August 15, 2019
mugGet the McDonald’s Spritemug.

Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016
mugGet the Mcdonald's Wifimug.

McDonald’s Sprite

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!
by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020
mugGet the McDonald’s Spritemug.

McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
mugGet the McDonald’s spritemug.

engadine mcdonald's

Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997
by Hack404 March 28, 2019
mugGet the engadine mcdonald'smug.

McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi
"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."
by kningrad September 5, 2017
mugGet the McDonald's WiFimug.

Gene McDonald

One who cockblocks a threesome
Dude I was about to bang Amanda and Stacy until Brett pulled a Gene McDonald and told them I had herpes!
by Yoloniggaaaaaaaaa September 24, 2012
mugGet the Gene McDonaldmug.

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