Donkis Maximus

A chick with a large, donkish ass.

"man you see that girl........god damn that shit is donkis maximus.

by my nigga van July 27, 2009

legitamis maximus

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

Methius Maximus

The Leader of the methheads. The Boss of all bosses. The king King of Meth. Watch out for METHIUS MAXIMUS!!

Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!

by everydayimhustling69 July 15, 2011

profit maximization

racking in hella guap on a real one

"Daaaaaaamn! You done finessed him good on that gram right quick! That's some profit maximization on baby!"

by sillybillbilly September 27, 2019

Fattus Maximus

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019

Mad maxine

To have anal sex while she is stuck in the backdoors of a van while some one else drives in the desert. Once you ejaculate, go and jump in to a moving dune buggy and drive off. Strap-ons are acceptable if the 2 are lesbian.

Guy 1: I hooked up with a Arizona chick on tinder and we did a Mad maxine.
Guy 2:Dude you have been on urban dictionary too much.

by Idk something stupid? June 12, 2020

Opulatis Maximus

A person who not only abuses the scholarship system of an university but also applies to study in an island resort location near Africa.

My friend is such an opulatis maximus.. He is going to study in Gran Canaria so now he thinks he is a selfmade man.

by erasmusking1 May 2, 2022