Marijuana

That dank shit your parents smoke when youre at school. The thing that makes the world a better place

parent 1: Hey babe pass me that joint
Parent 2: Sure honey
Parent 1: (lights up joint) oh shit jimmys home toss the weed

parent 2: that joint was 20$ !
Parent 1: shit your right, just put it out and save it till that lil shithead son of ours goes to bed

Marijuana is made of a green plant that tastes great smells grest and feels great

by BootyEater69696969 March 31, 2018

Marijuana

Smoke that gives you a good feeling when you breathe it in

yo my b go gimme some dat yummy fell good shit yo dat marijuana

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.

Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"

by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022

Marijuana

Something to smoke that contains THC.

It's marijuana!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

marijuanae

1.Multiple types of marijuana. 2. A word to pluralize marijuana.

Pronounced : marəˈ(h)wänī \ˌmer-ə-ˈwä-n-ī

That is the most marijuanae I have seen in one collective.

by krowned June 13, 2011

Marijuana

She is always sleepy like Marijuana. She is very lazy , but loving. You will literally not find another one cuz only one exists. She is kind of weird , but also very weird. She loves babies a lot. She gets Hella emotional when she's drunk. She loves cuddles. Make sure not to bring her on walks because she cant walk anywhere. She also has a dog that is very weird.

Damn lets smoke some Marijuana with Marijuana, woah dude thats a sick person

by you cuddled with him November 3, 2020

marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016