Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in Rockingham County, NC, there are two towns that are intertwined more than the gene pool of most of the residents. To say the least, there is a white trash problem there.
There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"
A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.
If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.
Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.
There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"
A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.
If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.
Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.
Madison/Mayodan, what's the difference? You better watch your mouth boy if you know what's good for you
by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 15, 2019
Get the madison/mayodanmug. One of the three girls on the Girls Next Door, and Hugh Hefner's number one girlfriend. Holly is now rumored to be dating mind freak, Criss Angel. This platinum blonde used to be involved with Playboy magazine production, but ever since her split from Hef, that job has been dunzo!
(She also uses the pet name "Puffin" or "Baby Love" for Hef all the time and is no longer living in the mansion).
(She also uses the pet name "Puffin" or "Baby Love" for Hef all the time and is no longer living in the mansion).
Person 1: "I hear Holly Madison is dating Criss Angel now!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Hef wouldn't marry her so she moved on."
Person 1: "He's too old to have kids with her anyways!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Hef wouldn't marry her so she moved on."
Person 1: "He's too old to have kids with her anyways!"
by fraaaankieeee February 5, 2009
Get the Holly Madisonmug. The most amazing girl ever. Funny, smart, and sexy as hell. The most caring and kind girl you will ever meet. Madison is my love. She is sweeter than sugar and completely random. She makes me smile every time I see her or talk to her. She lights up my world and keeps me from depression. She is the best friend you could ever have and the most amazing girlfriend. She is the worlds best kisser and she has a laugh that sounds like purified essence of joy and the most gorgeous blue eyes. Her light brown hair is soft as silk and shimmers in the light. She is an angel.
by RaynbowRyder March 11, 2013
Get the Madison (Maddie)mug. Madison Heights! A small city outside of Detroit! Yes, it's near Detroit... but people here think that they are fucking hardcore gangsters just because its near. There are two groups in this city, you got the white trash (all throughout), but primarily south of 12 Mile, that just escaped living in Hazel Park & the average white ass families that couldn't afford to live in Royal Oak/Troy, that live north of 12 Mile. You'll run into the average crackhead waiting at the bus stop to head over to the Oakland Mall & some lil hoes walking down 11 Mile, but don't worry, they don't bite ;-). Just watch your back, and you'll make it through the 4 mile ride down or up I-75 as you're totally bypassing the scumbag city!
by OGMichigan June 10, 2017
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Get the madison dormanmug. A sausage fest. Penis-palooza. An event or crowd that promises to be full of attractive women, but turns out to be nothing but a bunch of horny men standing around.
The website for having affairs with married people, Ashley Madison, was found to mostly be comprised of desperate men, with fake profiles for women to lure them in.
Ashley Madison is now abusing the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) to try and remove the evidence of that and the massive leak of usernames, invoking the Streisand effect.
The website for having affairs with married people, Ashley Madison, was found to mostly be comprised of desperate men, with fake profiles for women to lure them in.
Ashley Madison is now abusing the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) to try and remove the evidence of that and the massive leak of usernames, invoking the Streisand effect.
"That beach party was a huge Ashley Madison; there wasn't enough booze to make up for the lack of bikini babes."
by allergic_to_myself October 9, 2015
Get the Ashley Madisonmug. All Male a cappella group from James Madison University,
Founded in 1996 by JR Snow and Dave Keller, The Madison Project is James Madison University's premier a cappella group. The best all male group at JMU.
Founded in 1996 by JR Snow and Dave Keller, The Madison Project is James Madison University's premier a cappella group. The best all male group at JMU.
Biddie 1: Are you going to The Madison Project concert tonight??
Biddie 2: Yeah! Those guys can sing and they're hott!!
Biddie 2: Yeah! Those guys can sing and they're hott!!
by Shaniqua345 May 16, 2011
Get the The Madison Projectmug.