macgyver

A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).

Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

MacOSXpert

One who is skilled in the arts of the Macintosh operating system X.

Robyn is a MacOSXpert, She is very knowledgeable about the operating system she uses on a daily basis.

by MacOSXpert August 8, 2011

macoroni

a secret word you and your amazing boyfriend who doesnt have a cell phone use so that you know who you are textig when they borrow there friends phone. That way the friend can not pretend to be ur amazing boyfriend.

Text Message received form Dillon :

Hey whats up? Macoroni.

That way I know its Toby.

by Charlybrown July 9, 2009

Macomwl

An acronym for the "most awkward conversation of my whole life." Used to describe the most awkward conversation of one's whole life. Must be worse than all other conversations previously experienced.

That was the most awkward conversation of my whole life, i.e. a macomwl.

by Rainydaisywhoiscurrentlyveryupset January 11, 2007

MacGyver

The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.

Friend: "Mmmmm....Is that celery with Peanut Butter?"

You: "Nah, I MacGyvered that shit."

by KnightLite October 12, 2010

Macy

A Macy is a backstabbing brat who couldnt care more about herself and could care less about the human race. They are usually a freaking snowflake and obivously dont belong in this world. I could not hate a Macy more in my life.

"I cant believe Macy betrayed me"

'Yeah thats Macy for you'

Oh my god can you believe what Macy said to me!!!"

"Yeah I hope karma bites her in the ass"

by TheNicoleofTruth May 25, 2019

MacOS X

Better than Linux.

Yellow Dog Linux can't even hold a candle to MacOS X.

by BSD fan October 31, 2003