Your mum geiy 

It means go shoot yourself you noob

Hey mate how is it going with life?

Your mum geiy.

Your mum geiy by Anthoon21 June 9, 2018

oh mum 

damn it or oh shit

oh mum i lost my keys
oh mum i missed my train

friend one - "my friend just got submited to hospital"
friend two - "oh mum"
friend one - "yeah im a bit gutted"

oh mum by emmathy July 15, 2008

Ur mum gai 

Xd

Ur mum gai xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Ur mum gai by Robo done February 8, 2018

Emilie's mum

You are very lucky if you clapped her sexy booty.Anyone who say she ain't beautiful is a retarded Ass
Me: she needs a good booty licking
Child: THATS MY MUM
Nonce: She got a thick arse

Emilie's mum

Emilie's mum by Papa clit licker July 21, 2019

no your mum 

if your in a weird mood, every thing someone says you link to their mum

1:its hot outside
2:no your mums hot outside
1:what are you talking about?
2:what is your mum talking about
1:shup up!
2:no your mum should shut up
1:fuck you!
2:no your mum should fuck you
1:just go away and leave me alone
2:no your mum should...............

etc

no your mum by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 20, 2004

your mum's pitted clam 

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

your mum's pitted clam by crazygrape September 9, 2008

Your Mum 

An insult commonly (mis)used in todays society.

Boy 1: "Your Mum!"

Boy 2: "She's your mum too idiot."
Boy 1: "................." "Well your dad then"

Your Mum by Slanted view September 25, 2009