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joe mean

Joe mean is for when you really want someone to understand something you are saying. A fast and more aggressive way of saying ‘do you know what I mean
I said to Clett, hibicus is the way forward, joe mean?
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official meaning

A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.
Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."

Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
by QuacksO January 26, 2015
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Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.
Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..
by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017
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meaning of courtney

Did you know the meaning of courtney is stale bed bug?
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mean butthole

I won’t invite you to my sleepover mean butthole and you stole my toy Dino
by Shusuajan February 26, 2022
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Nam Mean

I was in a rush to go to the store nam mean.
by DisabledWonder June 21, 2022
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the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: potato
person 1: wha-
person: POTATO
by someone220987 March 13, 2023
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