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Lower dauphin middle school 

Lower dauphin IS BY FAR THE WORST school district the teachers look like they just fucked in the bathroom and the guys are either on probation or a horndog. The girls are either a total bitch or ugly as hell! and the principles are like all creations from years of years of incest. Many of the students get in more trouble than doing good. The bully problem is off the charts high! One student was doing his vaporizer or "vape pen" and the damn thing exploded in his face and 3 other peoples face. The teachers can read english, cursive, or anything even if the neatest handwriting is written. Because of all the retarded kids here we call this place slower dauphin, where your dreams go to die. If you have a dream the teacher and principles and even guidance counselors shut you down this is by far the worst place and dont even get me started on the superintendent... she thinks she knows how to handle kids but 6 of every 20 kids either are doing coke in the bathrooms or smoking something... the white boys are dumb fucking wiggers and the girls are whores every guy probably have cabbage ass ... so do your self a favor ovoid slower dauphin and once more fuck you lower daupin
Do you go the lower dauphin middle school?

lower moreland high school

about 20% the highschool consists of wealthy jewish/israeli/russian kids that have a never ending supply of money and resources. the other 80% of the kids pretty much just watch the first 20% live amazing lives hoping that there own parents dont get fired by the russians that employ them. this creates enormous jealousy and envy that can be felt through out the school. ;-)

Lower Township Middle School 

Also known as RMT, a place full of rats. The girls and guys there are absolute pieces of crap. People also, love starting rumors. Beware, they will attempt to jump you because of this fake gossip. Many of them vape and do drugs, so watch out because this school is absolutely terrible. They don’t even have air conditioning! Do NOT go to this school. EVER. It’s located in south jersey.
“Omg look at those gross kids from lower township middle school

Lower case v syndrome 

when everything you hate or are sick of starts with a letter v.
a lowercase b and lowercase v always correlate to one another, in any and all circumstances.
Oh no, he has lowercase v syndrome.
pretty sure he got that from vaginosis.

Fell in love with a tall slim girl, but i’m a little short and round. i got the lowercase b syndrome.
That girl has varicella, and is vegan, she got Lower case v syndrome

Lower Fenwick of Space 

The Lower Fenwick Line of space is a complex algorithm that takes into effect the quantum entanglement of space/time in which the ripple of space/time minimizes the true lower limits of space.
The Office Hours "OH SPACE" team is launching a rocket to pass the Lower Fenwick of Space.

lower merion high school 

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.
the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant