Liquid Genie

The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off

At long last...the Liquid Genie finally appeared...(Wish I'd remembered to buy more kleenex!)

by Grivenshnavel October 4, 2008

booty liquid

When the booty so prime, you cum on the spot

Dam, when I saw that booty, the booty liquid came o

by Dr.Downy February 16, 2015

liquid ho

A liquid ho, is a ho, but only when she drinks

Its easy man, she's a liquid ho

by Lioneye August 9, 2015

Liquid Memes

A category of memes that can fit into multiple situations, much like liquid taking the shape of any container it goes into.

Not to be confused with Dank Memes

"Tommy and I were looking for some good liquid memes for the website yesterday."

by fishjjice June 23, 2016

Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy November 28, 2015