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Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
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mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.
Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.
by YARKHAN October 28, 2020
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Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.
She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.
by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024
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Lift J

She was so good when she gave me that Lift J
by numb2tuch March 3, 2008
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no lift shift

No lift shift is a day where your out ripping you 4 wheeler and your ridding balls to the wall (full throttle)
Hey bud wanna go for a no lift shift

Let’s fucking go bud
by Big dick swigging November 27, 2018
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Lifting the back deck

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.
He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.
by Boydz June 22, 2021
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Lift Surfing

Lift surfing is when you want to be like BENO and want to ride on top of lifts, it is really fun but it is very dangerous without knowing what you are doing properly, it always needs a key to be possible, a triangle key is the most popular, with drop key taking the 2nd place.
I went lift surfing with BENO on top of a ecodisc today.
by The Ultimate Lift Surfer December 25, 2020
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