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Compulsive Lying Disorder // the act of lying so frequently you start to believe your own lies
by Compulsivelyingdisorder May 24, 2016
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Purvin Liar

Someone who is completely full of shit. Says one thing and does another. He criticizes people playing for him while he does the same shit behind your back. Someone who temporarily coaches the Jacksonville Jaguars until more leaks surface. Someone who used to coach in college where he could just recruit better players than other schools. Someone who is a complete fraud and a liar. Someone who likes to leave the wifey at home while he tries to perv out with women half his age. Someone who likes lap dances while avoiding his wife's calls. Someone who cant be trusted. Probably hangs out with Jon Gruden and Former Governor Cuomo and had Jeffrey Epstein on speed dial.
I went to hooters the other day and almost choked on my wings while looking over and seeing Purvin Liar trying to get a lap dance from the waitresses.
by The Real Knight Ryder October 17, 2021
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Libcraj

Libcraj is defined as a BBTD(Bulletin Board Transmitted Disease)that turns you into a pic posting and attention whore.
Dude I got teh Libcraj and now I can't stop taking useless pictures and whoring myself on the internet.
by GGGJ March 12, 2007
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liberal

Adjective - Falling to the left on the political spectrum of the average person, being in favour of more government control of economic actions (such as making minimum wage laws), but less governmental control of personal actions (such as allowing protesting)
noun - Any person who is liberal, as desribed above
The ACLU is a very liberal organization

Of course Mike wont vote for Bush; he's a liberal.
by kstar April 27, 2004
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pathelogical liar

Someone who has a lieing problem and lies all the time.
"My names Cody and i swear that I dont like Carrie its just a coincidince that everytime shes on vacation i end up calling Morgan"
by m0rgan August 8, 2005
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Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views
Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears
by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020
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liberal

In general, have most of the good ideas, but are sadly represented on the Internet by whiny, insecure hypocrites (probably high schoolers) who complain (from the anonymosity of their computers) about not being able to criticize the US government or conservatives in general, and then completely SPAZ OUT when anyone DARES criticize their ideas. Free speech is a two-way street mm'kay?

Notice that just about all the definitions that criticize liberals have been deleted or are up for deletion. Granted, some of them were stupid/hateful, but what does that tell you about liberals being "open minded"?

Well the truth is that most liberals in real life are open-minded and cool, but on the web basically act like bizarro-Republicans and aren't actually "liberal" at all, just the political equivalent of poseurs.
In real life:
Jim: Hey Steve, do you think that gays should be allowed to marry?
Steve: Of course. Gay marriage occurs in most of Europe without "eroding family values" or any such nonsense. Why shouldn't they have the same rights as everyone else? It's the 21st century. It's time for America to evolve.

Online:
Jim: Hey Steve, do you think that gays should be allowed to marry?
Steve: OMG You must be a bigot Cristian fundie homophobe!!!! How could you even THINK of questioning gay marriage????? Why don't you go watch more NASCAR and Fox News huh Cleetus?? Huh Jimbo?? Huh Billy Bob??? STUPID BUSH-WORSHIPPING BRAINWASHED RACIST GREEDY NEOCON ILLITERATE INBRED REDNECK FUNDIE CHRISTIAN LEMMING GUN-TOTING SUV-DRIVING FASCIST REPUBLICAN WARMONGER NAZI WINGNUT DITTO-HEAD CHICKENHAWK DRONE!!!!!! WHERE'S YOUR TOLERANCE, HUH? IDIOT!!
Jim: Man, I thought those guys who call people "pinko commie faggots" were assholes. Jeez...
Steve: YOU WORSHIP THE GOP! YOU THINK THE BU$H DICTATORSHIP CAN DO NO WRONG! YOU ARE IGNORANT! NAZI! NAZI! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
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