leastly

The last person to be picked

Last but not Leastly

by @Larry2thick May 16, 2018

@ALL/least

Ambiguous mailer

No problem at @ALL/least, coulddn't be bothered @ALL/least.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

If worse comes to least

Acknowledging that even the worst-case scenario isn't that bad, and describing that scenario.

Don't worry about it; if worse comes to least we'll just start over.

by Meat_Ball February 18, 2009

Least Liked Post

This is the least liked post on Urban dictionary.

"oh look, the least liked post. That guy's gay."

by Default Mate April 11, 2019

least last

Indicating that last can also be least as opposed to last but not least

And least last is the expected unexpected.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

lease a butt ram

For non-perverts, this means to "visit the proctologist".

As a man over 40, I have to lease a butt ram every 5 years.

by Peter Buttram January 21, 2007