Leno Facts

A list of things that Jay Leno is responsible for, other than fucking over Conan O'Brien only 7 months into "The Tonight Show."

Not only can you find these facts on Twitter (#lenofacts), but you can also find them assembled at: lenofacts (DOT) frakr (DOT) com

Did you know that every time Leno tells a joke, God kills a kitten? Yeah, it's one of the many Leno Facts. Tell your friends.

by lenofactologist January 22, 2010

The Leno

Jay Leno has this book out called "If Roast Beef could fly"....If you put this together with RoastBeef Syndromeyou get The Leno. When your roast beef is so bad your clits start to flip flap flop around and then you start to fly

Grimy girl named Trixie had roastbeef syndrome so bad she pulled a Leno.

by Chris and Kevin May 8, 2004

fishy leno

when you shove you chin into a girl's vagina and pleasure her with it. also see leno chin

i gave her the old fishy leno last night

by assy mcsluttyballs December 28, 2009

Ringo-Lennon

A crap circle someone left in the toilet.

Who left a Ringo-Lennon in the toilet?!?!

by Ringo-lennonmasta September 23, 2010

Lennox

A very stupid person

He is just a lennox

by T.h.e.b.e.s.t. October 17, 2019

Lenton

person normally out for scousing a glass of white-wine, which is normally rewarded with a pull.
other indications:
passes out quickly
thus gets around
cannot dance
addicted to tv

"i have no money,lets do a lenton and pretend we're easy."
"damn i'm pissed like a lenton already but i've only pulled 2 people tonight."

by h May 23, 2003

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004