Drunk Lag

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010

Beautiful lag

A sexy and distinguished individual.

You sir are a beautiful lag.

by Lector charms May 11, 2014

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Fine.

*next day*

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Worst Bet lag!

by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011

Whiskey Lag

When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.

Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish

by CaderTater April 23, 2010

HET lag

aka Hetero lag- aka heterosexual lag: when you grow up thinking you are straight but you never really know but in the back of your mind you do really know you just push it back into your mind more though.

John: im gay- BUT HET LAG EVERYDAY AMIRITE
John at 60: still gay but still het lag
Be respectful to people who don't want to come out and get out of HET lag. It takes time.

by hi im ugly but really cute January 5, 2021

lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 4, 2020

lag wall

When you're in a game and get blocked from moving a certain way by lag. So, running one way in a game and it suddenly stops you before the lag calms down and let's you run again.

Person 1: dude you suck at this, move forward

Person 2: no I cant, I just hit a lag wall.

by DarkerDemon December 29, 2021