The worst possible example of female genitalia. It is as bombed-out depleted and smelly as its namesake Afghan city which has suffered decades of war and has open sewers. Beware a Kabul Kooch has most likely not seen a razor since the Vikings last saw a Super Bowl either.
Man, I wasn't expecting much going hoggin last night but that whatever you want to call her I picked up at the cab stand had a Kabul Kooch that sent me running and I'm on a 6-month dry streak here.
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Get the kooch mug.Slang term for keeping a conversation free of homosexual references. People can use this as a subtle under-the-radar term to prevent nearby people form overhearing things they shouldn't.
Let's keep this conversation kosher. My parents are right over there, and I haven't come out to them yet.
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