Sticking a Q-Tip in your male friend's unwiped ass and shoving it in the hole of your cock halfway. Then ram your friend's ass until the Q-Tip gets stuck
" I fucking Kursed Kolache'd John so hard last night, I'll be having cotton kidney stones for weeks." - Dwayne
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by deernnm October 22, 2022
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When her father died in February 1952, Elizabeth—then 25 years old—became queen of seven independent Commonwealth countries: the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Pakistan, and Ceylon (known today as Sri Lanka), as well as head of the Commonwealth. Elizabeth reigned as a constitutional monarch through major political changes such as the Troubles in Northern Ireland, devolution in the United Kingdom, the decolonisation of Africa, and the United Kingdom's accession to the European Communities and withdrawal from the European Union. The number of her realms varied over time as territories gained independence and some realms became republics.
When her father died in February 1952, Elizabeth—then 25 years old—became queen of seven independent Commonwealth countries: the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Pakistan, and Ceylon (known today as Sri Lanka), as well as head of the Commonwealth. Elizabeth reigned as a constitutional monarch through major political changes such as the Troubles in Northern Ireland, devolution in the United Kingdom, the decolonisation of Africa, and the United Kingdom's accession to the European Communities and withdrawal from the European Union. The number of her realms varied over time as territories gained independence and some realms became republics.
by Kolarmo, Dormalia H. December 14, 2022
Get the Dormalia Kolarmo mug.An overly confident gentleman of a pale complexion (possible albino Armenian) lures women from the local tavern into a leased warehouse. Only a single folding chair (circa 1994 with mild rust) sits alone in the assumed middle of the room. The man whispers something soft and inaudible that sounds eerily like an orangutans orgasm and then begins his mating dance.
The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.
Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.
The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.
Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.
You: Bro I was prepping to the Kolek this hoe so bad but she just wouldn’t follow me into the warehouse.
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Scarlett died, and Mou(Old Scarlett) came back to continue writing, Dante x Koakuma, the majestic ship between an literal demon and a... cool guy.
Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?
Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."
Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."
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