A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.
"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."
by Triumvirate August 3, 2008
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Commonly referred in myths as Kar.
Commonly referred in myths as Kar.
by Juan Jon Von May 8, 2016
Get the killer rabbit mug.1)Someone that ruins a hilarious joke by taking it too far
2)Someone that ruins a moment by telling a terrible joke
3)Someone that laughs really hard at a totally not funny joke
2)Someone that ruins a moment by telling a terrible joke
3)Someone that laughs really hard at a totally not funny joke
Everyone is having a great time telling jokes and then some guy tells a chicken crosses the road joke that ends with the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side. This person is a joke killer.
by John J. Smith January 8, 2008
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Get the cock killer mug.1. A new personal music player (aka: mp3 player or PMP) that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPod empire.
2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.
2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.
My new mp3 player is an iPod killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has 40 hours of battery life, non-proprietary software and 108dB SNR!
by blox April 21, 2007
Get the iPod killer mug.One who takes advantage of online players who cannot type as fast and/or do not have a voice headset to speak on, and kills them while they are in the process of typing out a message. Not to be confused with a TK'er, which means something totally different.
Victim: *Typing out message*
Attacker:*Takes adavantage of victim's inability to protect themself and kills them*
Victim: Dude, stop type killing, ya Lamer.
Attacker:*Takes adavantage of victim's inability to protect themself and kills them*
Victim: Dude, stop type killing, ya Lamer.
by Shockcannon May 13, 2005
Get the Type Killer mug.I know there is a cerial killer on the lose when i see a leperachan drowned to death in milk and is imprisoned in melted marshmelllow! beware all iconic cerial mascots! you may be next!
by oh noez!!!!!!! October 1, 2007
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