sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

Matt Kelleher

the highest form of human being, part of the LBGTQ+ community and attends LVC, he is often quick to correct and easily to offend .

i wish i was as good looking as Matt Kelleher

by linton village college is shit January 12, 2021

Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

kellog's

Being down-right stupid.

You stupid kellog's
You special k!

by Mechaton June 11, 2016

kelleeperrin

a special kind of hermaphrodite, it doesn't have an asshole so shit comes out it's mouth, usually located in the north east of england

"eugh did you see that kelleeperrin? i hope it doesn't come anywhere near me"

by lethalwickerbizzle February 7, 2010

kealoj

-they way you react to a strange call.

-the randomest word you can find yet

-dude that was some kealoj face!!!

by haggster December 31, 2010

Kealohaolani

"Kealohaolani" means "my love from heaven" in Hawaiian. Usually a name given to girls, but it can be given to boys. If it is a name, it would most likely be shortened to "Kealoha" (my love) or "Lani" (Heaven). It is said as Kay-Ah-Low-Ha-Oh-Lah-Nee.

She is my Kealohaolani
Her name is Kealohaolani, but I call her Kealoha.
Her name is Kealohaolani, but I call her Lani.

by Skylar_Says_She_Loves_You April 1, 2011