kelly delgatto

A FATASS WHO NEEDS TO DIE ASAP

Kelly delgatto is so fucking fat

by Kswd June 18, 2018

kellynut

when a person is obsessed with nut

why are you a kellynut

by kellynut.io July 13, 2018

Kelly Bakeer

"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.

Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?

Male: no, get your facts straight.

by Kelly Bakeer August 31, 2020

Kellan

Kellan, a guy/girl who is there to support you no matter what. I’ll talk about girl Kellans, she’s beautiful and sweet. She’s the life of the party always and can make anyone have some fun, wether they like her or not. She can accept anyone and that’s what makes her amazing. She’s smart and athletic and can always hold an interesting conversation. Give her more than she gets, because she deserves it. Always be sure that her smile is true because trust me, nothing can compare to a kellans smile.

Person 1: hey do you know Kellan?
Person 2: how could I not?

by WaterRat13 November 30, 2020

Kelly

Scam likely, be care with this type. Highly likely to take you for your money and run away with it, then come back when they're broke or leave you if you become broke.
Also will most likely sleep with your friends and date them too.
Must avoid at all cost. Will pretend they like you but in reality go behind your back and talk badly about you when you are no use to her. She will try to lock you down for child support, watch your condoms for holes.
Do not fall for this type of fakeness or you'll be stuck in an endless toxic cycle.
TO THE STREETS with this one.

Kelly is hood and for the streets.
You've heard of a girl that slept with your ex? That's a Kelly.

by thematrixanon November 24, 2021

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

Tommy-Kelly Entanglement

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011