Keith

Usually sexy. They're older than their girlfriends. They usually either have blonde, brown, or black hair. Normally curly. They are tan. They treat women with respect. When his friends say "bros before hoes" he corrects them that its his girlfriend first. She's his priority. He loves to party. Weed, alcohol and girls and he's set. He likes having people's exes. He's very outgoing and loud.

"Did you see him? He must be a Keith."

by RockYourNight June 4, 2013

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

Keith

They are usually sarcastic yet also uncomfortable around most people in their life. Normally they will have either brown eyes or brown hair. They are polite to only certain people that they care about. Trusting no one, Keiths are normally paranoid and deep in their own thoughts. They are very likely to be successful, but they are dangerous to be around.

Keiths are usually the scariest people you could meet. (only in my opinion)

by Kim Jean June 11, 2018

keite

Keite is the type of person who excels in summer school, cant keep a girlfriend for more than 2 weeks and is extremely tall. We are talking sasquatch tall. Dont be like keite.

You can always find a keite in the crowd.

by Keite July 30, 2017

Keith

Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.

From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"

by bluhluhluhschning August 12, 2011

Kerit

Also known as a "Tully", learking around like a bearded gangster with a weed bong and Mountain Dew claiming that they are black.

alright mate you are a fuckin kerit

by Dr. Can't Say Redman January 20, 2011

Kegstand Motorboat

A variation on the traditional motorboat, in which a friend holds your legs up in the air, like a kegstand, while you have your hands on the girls shoulders and your face in her chest.

I can't believe he kegstand motorboated her. his legs were over her head!

by meags8003 July 31, 2011