Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.

Wow, that guy is really awesome, he's like a real life Adobe Wan Kenobi.

by abarrach February 4, 2010

Obi wan kenobi

This absolute beast of a human being is a jedi knight who is far superior to his apprentice Annakin "no legs" Skywalker. He also owns the high ground. He could be stood in canyon and he would have the high ground.

Obi wan kenobi- I have the high ground
Annakin Skywalker- You underestimate my power
Obi wan kenobi- *activate instant kill*
Annakin Skywalker- ooooofffffff

by Captain high ground June 3, 2020

f25 key

The function key on an old computer that distorts reality. Can take form as a video that lasts only 45 seconds to a video that lasts a year and a half.

Girl: f25 key? Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the f25 key, get ready!
Reality: *distorts*
Random guy: oh no she hit the f25 key

by medu5a June 3, 2020

jim kerr

Excellent singer and lead vocalist of scottish rock giants Simple Minds. Much better than Bono with a far superior range. Has a daughter Yasmin who is a babe. Now lives in Sicily where he co-owns Villa Angel, a classy hotel in Taormina. A superb linguist, Kerr can often be heard talking to audiences in their home tongue.

John: "Whoa, that guy who sings Don't You Forget About Me, what a superb voice he has"
Dave: "Yeah, thats Jim Kerr of Simple Minds"

by bradguitar December 8, 2007

Ketamine Kyle

Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.

M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"

by AsdaMann March 14, 2018

Kevin Malone

Post Malone's older, long-lost brother.

Kevin Malone: I have very little patience for stupidity.

by Boymanboyboy January 7, 2018