pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey

that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team

by guy mann-dude October 30, 2008

Steer jock

1. An amateur who spends his money working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

2. A professional who makes his living working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

Joe is a steer jock, all he does is works with cattle

by bigben50 January 28, 2011

Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

by Emosexual "Deckers" and That Guy (Micah) July 1, 2006

teriyaki jockey

Term that refers to a male (generally white) who has a near exclusive taste for Asian women. A person inflicted with yellow fever.

John is such a teriyaki jockey, he only dates Asian chicks.

by ahoy polloi June 11, 2008

jock

Someone who plays lots of sports at school and tends to base their life around competition.

I hate jocks. They think winning is everything.

by refuze May 25, 2005

jock

Jock
(n)
- A highschool aged male who plays sports and fails to see what an asshole he really is; performs stunts such as:
-bellyflop in swim class
-knocking eachother down while playing "futbol" (soccer)
-other jackassical stunts

Me: Fucking jocks...being jackasses again.

Jock: Look at me I'm gonna jump off the diving board!! *slap of flesh*
*other fellow jocks going "ooh"*

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Controller Jock

The act of sneakily glancing at an opponents game controller during the play calling process of Madden with the intentions of gaining an advantage by knowing said opponents chosen play. Although similar to screen hustling, controller jocking is a more primitive and unrefined style of cheating.
Also, see Controller Jock (the song).

Dude, Leviticus is the biggest controller jock I've ever played against!

by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009