Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist for the American band The Jonas Brothers .
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.

Kevin Jonas is going to marry me one day in Figi.

by Brenda K. Pren February 25, 2008

jonard

a mythological plant that is found in the eastern side of the amazon river.

the man used jonard to heal his sickness

by herbal master2 April 25, 2007

jonas bonus

this is a variation to the shocker. it was derived from it. you maintain the shocker but use the thumb as the stimulator for the female clit simultaneously. the thumb would "massage" the clit.

the "shocker" plus thumb rotation therefore the jonas bonus

by matharf**ker May 14, 2010

Jonalie

Awesome design duo

That's soo jonalie!

by Petil February 27, 2011

Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!

'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'

by fghhjhujk8k77 October 24, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band consisting of three brothers who go on homo-erotic, technicolor adventures together.

The Jonas Brothers are a terrible band.

by The Ginger Ninja August 4, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band that teenage and preteen girls all over the world are obsessing over for some strange reason that I can't even begin to fathom. Possibly it's because they (the young girls) are having this weird hallucination of them being hot, which is absolutely crazy. That's definitely the only reason, unless they look up at them because they wish their boyfriends had that kind of skill in dumping them (NOT). Because the idea that anyone could even like their music just the tiniest bit is a thought that my entire mind repels against.

Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!

(Jonas Brothers come on radio)
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*

by onlysaneonearoundhereanymore February 16, 2009