This man has the biggest, fattest, slimiest, hugest, veiniest, most massive jaron-son any beautiful black man could ever have. All the bitches wanna be his hoe but he's a one-gal guy. He's so confident that he only wears a ski mask in public, the police are too dazzled by his shiny cock glimmering in the sun to arrest him. When he wears sweatpants, he has to run from the crowd slobbering at the sight of his perfect bulge. You know when he's around because you can hear the slapping of the meat anytime he's around the corner, not even hard or flaccid.
Girl 1: Is that an earthquake? Girl 2: No, Jaron's just out for a run.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
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A Jaros Party is a party with a shit ton of coke and tindies and the tindies do coke and put out but all the tindies are also kinda shot and the vibes are shot and the morals are shot and your life is shot and you have a fucking sex addiction fucking coke addiction fucking tindy addiction motherfucker.
The boys: "Owen are you gonna get on later?"
Owen: "Sorry guys I can't get on discord tonight I'm going to a Jaros Party so I can do coke and make out with the shot coked up tindies."
Owen: "Sorry guys I can't get on discord tonight I'm going to a Jaros Party so I can do coke and make out with the shot coked up tindies."
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says what ever that comes to her mind which makes her honest
A brutal honest person who doesn’t lie to a person
If something is wrong Jacomba/Jacumba with let you know
The name comes from the West African Senegal and Gambia
says what ever that comes to her mind which makes her honest
A brutal honest person who doesn’t lie to a person
If something is wrong Jacomba/Jacumba with let you know
The name comes from the West African Senegal and Gambia
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