Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

jank

whack, weird, odd, strange. used and created by people in Gurnee Illinois. litetally only used there

dude that's jank

by k6618 May 3, 2018

jank

Stupid, smelly, worthless, annoying. usually not up to Erin McDonnell's standards. Not worthy of her greatness. Someone who is jank is someone who doesn't respect someone, and usually is looking for a good ass beating. If you are jank, you should probably run away from Erin McDonnell, before she gets her trashcan.

"Dude, Tiffany is going out with Erin's ex-boyfriend.."
"Man, that bitch is Jank. She loves sloppy seconds".

by justinbieberforever March 6, 2011

Jank

Crystal Meth

That’s not Jank…that’s all cut

by Holden Tewdix August 13, 2022

jank

Jank is another term for cocaine.

you got some jank to snort?

by CoCoLaPush January 14, 2008

jank

british slang for saying someone is unattractive

'that boy george is well jank'
'pasta is fucking jank'

by Scutty May 28, 2015

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022