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injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face
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It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉
But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333
by The Greatest Event of All Time January 24, 2024
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Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.
Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens
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Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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So, that happened!

According to writer, David Mamet, he originally coined the phrase, said by Alec Baldwin, in the movie “State and Main” after Baldwin wrecked a car.
Guy gets out of a car he just wrecked and says…”So, that happened!”
by jehjeh3711 May 4, 2022
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What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
🤬🖕
Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.
Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"
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