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Iron Maiden

1) A spell casted in Diablo 2 which returns all the damage a creature inflicts to it.
2) A kickass metal band
1) Shit, this guy has iron maiden maxed out, if I hit him I'll die!
2) Iron Maiden ROCKS, dude.
by Ice January 5, 2004
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iron shirt

"I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase Satan out of Earth" - Max Romeo
by Hi-Hat March 8, 2011
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packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.
Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!
by Ben June 19, 2006
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iron horse

what a biker calls his harley
"my iron horse is my best friend."
by lucky November 12, 2003
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ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
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Morning Iron

Just like morning wood, but this type is hard like iron. Also its not that easy to get rid of.
"Man I got morning iron like a mother fucker. Well its time to rub one out"

"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"
by Elgin's finest September 3, 2011
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