Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Ketchup

One of the two traditional ingredients in fry sauce. Can also be used as a condiment for grilled cheese sandwiches. Often used incorrectly on hot dogs, fries, eggs, burritos and other, non-grilled cheese foods.

This restaurant does not have fry sauce. They only have ketchup.

by LDSBCFan January 5, 2018

Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 25, 2015

Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022