Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
by Kyreshis February 17, 2008
Get the Chain E-mailmug. A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.
Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
by vodka_joe December 28, 2010
Get the FOIL E-Mailmug. A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.
"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."
"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."
"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."
by Josh G July 8, 2014
Get the Daily Mail bingemug. When a child in the family looks nothing like the father or siblings.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.
the mother is blonde and green eyed, the father is brunette and brown eyed, child 1 is brunette and green eyed, child 2 is blonde and brown eyed; however, little Bobby is a ginger.
People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"
It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.
People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"
It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.
by Your Mail Man January 18, 2010
Get the Mail-man syndromemug. Mail box zack is part of the scp foundation and is a terrifying monster who wracked up a bad reputation among his peers as a result he awaits at a mailbox every few hours to beat the skulls of bullies who attacked his friends
by Elysia_lyn October 23, 2023
Get the Mail box zackmug. by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011
Get the Pocket Mailmug. by jimbomcc June 1, 2017
Get the Snail mailmug.