When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk August 11, 2015
by dedqfervefwf October 20, 2020
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021
An Australian youtuber and tiktok star who is most known for movie reviews and comedic commentary videos
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021
I wonder when sickly foal from brown desert will post more photos on Instagram , it feels like it’s been forever
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021
If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 07, 2018
A Term to describe a dry Vagina.
Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then
by Maxiesnax March 21, 2012