incel

somebody, a male in particular, who gets absolutely no pussy nor bitches.

Sucawn: “kyle complains so much about women but was just up here complaining how he doesn’t get any bitches”
Deeznuss: “what’d you expect from an incel bro?! his bitch-made ass might as well be gay!”

by kissingmothers July 10, 2021

Incel

A stupid pathetic male who can't get laid , and thinks his self-pity justifies violence.

I can't get any pussy. I am an incel *cries*

by Darkcosmos April 25, 2018

Incel

A term used to describe any male field grade officer that works in the Atlanta, JFHQ Building.

Bruh, JP used to be cool, now he just an incel with the rest of the O's at JFHQ.

by Walk-O September 27, 2019

incepretedation

Pretending to pretend to be something

incepretedation : when im bored and lonely, i pretend i put my head in a waterbowl and pretend im a fish

by Jb456566 January 23, 2014

Iansexual

It's when you are way too obsessed with Ian Somerhalder and he is your one true love.

DID YOU SEE IAN'S NEW PIC. I AM SCREAMING HE LOOKS SO GOOD I CAN'T EVEN I AM SO IANSEXUAL.

by smoldyholdy April 9, 2017

Ianbealed

When you have been truely embarrassed and are in disbelief or extremely dissapointed in yourself.

Adam was forced to give up his diving job and is feeling ianbealed.

by thesucc April 14, 2017

inceprocrastinate

when you use you procrastination to not do smthg and instead decide to do something even bigger that your mind is obliged to go back and do the first thing.

person a: we should work on getting ideas for our blog.

person b: why dont we first go over our 1000+ messg convo that is 4 years old and sort through it.

person a: yeah we can get shit tons out of that.

person b: or maybe we should just pick a topic and write about it...sounds easier . p
erson a: did we just inceprocrastinate. *virtual high five

by inceprocrastinator December 3, 2017